20 Of The Most Shocking Pieces Of Jewelry

Jewelry is a great way to make a statement about your personal style and taste. A lot of people like to stick with simple pieces, think pearl earrings or a diamond necklace, but that just isn’t enough for others. Sometimes, people choose pieces of jewelry that are intended to shock, or at the very least, incite laughs. It’s amazing how many strange pieces are available for individuals looking to do just that, and here are 20 of the most bizarre.

Tear Jewelry

This is the perfect item for someone void of emotion who needs to put on an emotional show at a funeral. It’s a little bit concerning how that string is attached to their eyeball, however.

Cat Eye Earring

Provided this is a fake eye, this is every crazy cat lady’s dream!

Sushi and Green Tea Ring

What is this, sushi for ants? Imagine the artistry that goes into creating such tiny details!

Chair Necklace

This is the perfect necklace for anyone who loves musical chairs and isn’t afraid to show it. This can’t be comfortable, though!

Toilet Paper Necklace

The pearls are a nice touch. However, pearly toilet paper would be the most painfully impractical thing ever in real life.

Severed Arm Necklace

This is the perfect Christmas gift for that special serial killer in your life. Or else it’s great for Halloween.

Spider Necklace

This is one piece of jewelry you probably will never have to worry about being stolen. In fact, it’ll probably scare off any potential burglars.

Chicken Foot Earrings

One wrong move and you’ve got a chicken toe stuck in your neck. Are these part of the KFC employee’s uniform?

Dolphin Tooth Gem

Because, who doesn’t want people telling them all day long that they have a piece of lettuce stuck in their teeth?

Baby Teeth Jewelry

This is the perfect gift for the totally over-bearing parent in your life who holds on to absolutely everything.

Doll Head Necklace

This person really goes all out. When they could have used any old doll head for this necklace, they had to choose a super creepy green one.

Plant Ring

If you’re stumped on what to get your gardening grandma for her birthday this year, look no further than this little beauty.

Tooth Earring

There isn’t anything so strange about this earring itself, but rather where this person chooses to wear it. Having a hole drilled through your tooth for a tiny hoop to go through is the epitome of “beauty is pain.”

Onion Rings and Fries Ring

This is probably the lowest cholesterol way to enjoy your favorite snacks. That ketchup bottle must come in handy.

Bacon Bracelet

This has to be the most delicious looking piece of jewelry ever. How great would it be if it was also a scratch and sniff bracelet?

Popcorn Ring

The perfect ring if you’re a cheap date and you’re spending a night at the movies. You’ll definitely leave hungry, though.

Hot Dog Earrings

Next time you can’t think of the perfect earrings to wear to a Fourth of July BBQ, you’ll really wish you got these while you had the chance.

Coffee And A Roll Ring

This is the perfect thing to get your friend who works at Starbucks.

Hair Necklace

There’s no denying that making a necklace out of your own hair would at least save you money on materials, but wouldn’t that be itchy?

Tea Cup Bracelets

This jewelry designer definitely gets credit for their “reduce, reuse, recycle” efforts! But what happens if they bang their hand on something?