10 Hilarious And Angry No Parking Signs

Parking is a massive problem across the world. If you ever visit the parking lot of a mall, you feel that there are more cars than people in the world. Sometimes you really need to fight your way to a parking spot when you are looking for one in busy streets. A ‘No Parking’ sign might not even faze you if you are truly desperate for parking. You would rather pay the fine than circle the block a few more hundred times. This is why people are being forced to put up creative and slightly enraged ‘No Parking’ signs all over the place. This list includes some of the funniest ones around.

Parking Curse

We love this list of bad things that will befall the person who parks in the ‘No Parking’ spot. The best ones have to be squirrels invading your home and no one talking to you at parties.

Park And Be Crushed

Do they intend to manually crush the car parked in the spot? Or will a machine be doing the crushing for them? Will they tow the car after crushing it in the no parking spot?

Just This Once

Parking in a spot that restricts people’s entry and exit from their homes is the worst kind. It is always kinder to just ask for permission.

Punishment For Parking

This is the best kind of punishment for people parking in the wrong spots. Just let nature unleash the mighty pigeon poop!

Park And Be Killed

Sometimes you feel like parking in a ‘No Parking’ spot just to mess with the angry people who put up rant-filled notes such as this one.

10 Minute Limit

You have 10 minutes in this spot. After that you get to watch your car being treated like an ice-cream cone.

Have You No Shame?

The people who wrote this note clearly have a lot of experience hearing excuses from people who parked in front of their gate. Having a heart attack seems like a genuine excuse, though, and you could probably wait a few minutes for that.

Visualize Being Towed

Sometimes to prevent yourself from doing a crime, you need to fully visualize the punishment. This is a good exercise for not parking in the wrong spot, and for life in general.

Never Say Never

Are they asking you to not park at this spot? The note isn’t very clear about the details.

Missing Car

How do these people know that the car is still missing? Do they call the owner of the car for timely updates? They seem really concerned about the missing car.