10 Hilarious Church Signs That Will Make You Laugh
Funny, Lists, SocialThe church has been in the midst of a lot of controversy over the past few decades. The new pope has done a great job in bringing the church into the new millennium and dispelling some ideas that were clearly outdated. As this behemoth religion tries to stay relevant in the face of rapid technological and ideological growth, the message it preaches becomes more vital than ever before. Church signs are a great indication of the kind of sermon you could expect in the church. Some church signs are serious and to-the-point, while others can be a little creative in their approach. Here is a list of 10 church signs that are quite hilarious:
Wireless Access To God
This sounds like the perfect data plan, and it has some heavenly benefits.
Hot As Hell
It is never a good idea to make people walk into a church by reminding them how hot hell can be.
Saving Pennies
If you are looking for a great deal with god, then clearly this is your church.
Shouting Oh God
Lets be honest, we have all had this moment haven’t we? It’s good to know that it doesn’t count as a form of prayer.
Free Coffee
If Starbucks started offering free sermons, would they have a greater membership?
Scary Book
Shouldn’t the Bible inspire people and open their mind to the word of the lord? Claiming that your only religious text is scary is not a good marketing tactic.
Google Error
There are lots of questions that can’t be answered by google actually, like what Microsoft was thinking when they launched Bing.
Artificial Intelligence
This is a fact that actually negates the purpose of this church sign. Why is artificial intelligence even on a church sign anyways?
Too Open-Minded
This is a problem that is plaguing one in every three citizens in the world. It is called openbrainitus, and it is a real epidemic.
Great Position
Doesn’t this sign have a real sexual connotation? I’m not sure this kind of language belongs on a church sign.