10 Hilariously Named Hotels From Across The World

Being in the hospitality industry is not an easy job. The customer always thinks they are right, and people have become increasingly hard to please. Taking care of a person’s accommodation is especially difficult because there are so many elements that need to looked after. Apart from all this, there is a lot of competition in the hotel game, so it becomes difficult to maintain your business if you are not doing a good job. Having a classy and apt name definitely plays a role in driving some business into your premises. Here is a list of 10 hotel names that are hilarious, and staying there almost seems unimaginable.

Hotel Kuntz

You would ideally want to spend the night in a warm and safe place, not in a hotel named after a body part and a curse word.

Hotel Ass

Does it smell like ass? Or is this hotel soft and bumpy like one? Either way, we are not staying there and finding out the answers to these questions.

Baltic Bitch Hotel

What were the owners of this place even thinking when they named their establishment ‘Baltic Bitch Hotel’? What kind of crowd were they looking to attract?

Bad Hotel

It is awesome when the name of a hotel tells you enough information for you to decide if you are staying there or not.

Terrible Hotel Casino

I don’t mind staying in a terrible hotel, but I will not spend my money in a terrible casino.

Resist Bacteria Hotel

Are they trying to tell us that this hotel is clean? There must be a hundred different ways of putting across that message in a better way.

Step Back Inn

This hotel, or inn, has a pretty punny name. Let’s just hope those who stay there want to step back inn.

Big Dick’s Halfway Inn

I like how they have the word resort slyly written under ‘Big Dick’s Halfway Inn’. They can fool themselves all they want, but there are not fooling us.

Elephant Butte Inn

Who wouldn’t want to spend a relaxing weekend at the elephant butte? If only they forgot the word “Lake” on their description, it would have made it much funnier.

Hotel Fux

By the looks of the sign board, you can tell this place is famous for entertaining one night stands!