10 ‘How To’ Books That Should Be In Everyone’s Library

The best part about information and communication is that we can transfer we can easily transfer important information from one person’s mind to another using various means. Literature has been the carrier of ideas for centuries now, and has played a major role in keeping some of the most important pieces of information alive through the testing nature of time. Scientific and philosophical books have been vital in illuminating minds and helping people better their mindset and skills. ‘How to’ books are the newest way of helping people do things they could never do before. Not all ‘how to’ book are great though. Here is a list of 10 of weirdest ones in the market:

How To Avoid Huge Ships

When you are controlling a large vessel, it is absolutely vital to avoid other large vessels. Luckily ships are really slow, so you can probably finish this book by the time you close in on your first large ship.

How To Write A How To Write Book

Writing a how to write book can be a lot like writing a book about how to write. Its mostly about the writing, and just a little bit about the ‘how to’, as long as you put it in a book.

How To Speak Cat

Most people make the mistake of just feeding and petting their cat. They could have shared a much deeper relationship if only they spoke to each other more often.

How To Shit In The Woods

You might think pooping in the wild is one of the most simple and primal things in the world. You actually need to read a book before you take a dump.

How To Be Pope

Always wanted to be the single most popular entity in one of the world’s biggest religions? Just read this book and you are good to go. It even has extremely useful pointers on the cover itself.

How To Start Your Own Country

Do you hate everything around you? Would you rather live by your own rules and not give a damn about anyone else? Just start your own country. It is as easy as reading a book.

How To Survive A Robot Uprising

Artificial intelligence is a threat that is scaring great minds like Stephen Hawking. It is import to be prepared and ‘How to survive a robot uprising’ is a great place to start.

How To Raise And Keep A Dragon

Most people who watch ‘Game of Thrones’ are made to believe raising dragons can contain a lot of hardships. This book will help you tackle all problems and give you tips and pointers on raising your own dragons.

How To Become A Schizophrenic

Most people think that to live a glamorous life, you need to be born with a genetic disorder. Being a schizophrenic is easy, everyone can do it with just a little bit of practice. Just start things off by purchasing this title.

How To Speak With The Dead

Miss your grandparents and you would like them to visit? Are they in heaven and not in Florida? Just read this book and you will be able to make the long distance call in no time!