10 Of The Craziest Things To Happen During Sex

Sex is one of the most awesome things in the entire world, so it makes sense to everyone that people yearn for it all day, every day. Sometimes, however, sex can go completely wrong — wrong to the point where someone gets injured or killed in the process. For whatever reason, a lot of people have found themselves on the wrong end of a good time. Here are ten of the craziest things to happen during sex, and hopefully none of these will ever happen to you.

Boss’s Piece

In China, a boss and his secretary decided to get down to business in his vehicle, which was parked at the time. The car was struck by a passing van, which caused the woman to bite the boss’s penis clean off.

Penis Captivus

Back in 2015, a huge crowd formed around a vehicle with a couple they thought had been locked together by a witch doctor’s curse. In reality, the cheating woman and her lover were stuck due to penis captivus, which is a rare condition where the woman’s vagina contracts and traps the penis inside.

Sexual Tumble

While enjoying some afternoon sex on a particularly hot day, a young couple leaned against a window in an effort to keep themselves cool. Sadly, the glass broke behind them, toppling both to the pavement below. They died upon impact.

Erotic Sweet Tooth

Back in 2014, a couple who appeared to have some kind of erotic sweet tooth, decided to shove a handful of Pop Rocks inside of the woman’s vagina. She began noticing a burning sensation, which led to the couple rushing to the ER.

Moat Love

A French couple thought it would be a good idea to have sex along the walls of the Vauban Fortress. The two lost their balance midway through the act, falling over 40 feet into the moat below. Their naked bodies were later discovered inside the moat.

Broken Extension

Grigory Toporov elected to have a penis extension surgery in order to fulfill his love life a bit more. He brought the new piece of enjoyment home, and his wife accidentally broke it while riding him. To make matters worse, she ended up leaving him.

Marathon

Sergey Tuganov, a Russian with far too much disposable income, decided to take a bet that he could satisfy two women during a 12-hour sexual marathon. He required an entire bottle of Viagra to do so, though. The 28-year-old had a heart attack immediately after the marathon.

“The Talk”

A young woman was staying with her boyfriend and his mother when they decided to get frisky. The mother, who was asleep on the couch, awoke to discover the two of them having sex in the boy’s bedroom. She sat them down and gave them both “the talk.”

Mauling

A couple in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, were found dead in their 1978 Cutlass in February of 2006, after they attempted to make love inside their vehicle. The pair died due to carbon monoxide poisoning, which is a rather unfortunate way to go while in the act of love-making.

Breaking and Entering

After meeting a young man at a concert, Kelsey, whose last name was undisclosed, was brought to his apartment. While getting busy, a knock was heard at the door. Turns out, the apartment was not his and he broke in to sleep with the young girl.