10 Of The Funniest Job Titles In The World

They say that we live in the free world, but we aren’t really free are we? We need to get a job, we need to follow the rules of society, and we need to abide by a set of vague moral codes. Getting a job has to be one of the most soul-crushing things for a human being. A recent UN poll revealed that 90% of the people in the world were unhappy with their jobs, and that is not surprising at all. There are just so many boring jobs around, that a majority of the people were bound to draw the short end of this stick. Luckily, at least a few people have funny job titles, just to make things a little better. Here is a list of 10 of the funniest job titles around.

Man Of Leisure

So, John. What do you do for a living? Oh, you’re a man of leisure are you? What exactly does that involve?

Master Of Erections

You do not want to be around Daniel when he is in a happy mood!

Dog Lover

Being a dog lover must be the most satisfying job in the world. The only thing is that you get paid in the form of dry humps to your leg.

Freelance Sperm Donor

You don’t want to be a full-time sperm donor. All the money lies in the freelance market in this field.

Ass. Manager

Sure, this is a short form, but Ashley the ass manager just has a nice ring to it doesn’t it? Plus if you are working at a Ben and Jerry’s, you are bound to be managing some asses all day.

Director Of Power

What do you call yourself when Director just doesn’t cut it? That’s right, Director of Power. Either that or he’s managing one of Mike Myers’ characters!

Digital Prophet

The reason this digital prophet has such a crazy hair style is because he insists on sticking his tongue into a plug socket in order to see the future.

Nipple Tattoo Artist

It is all about being a specialist in this market, isn’t it? Why become a tattoo artist when you can focus solely on nipples?

Professional Snuggler

I wish they put Lonnie’s number up as well! I could sure use a hug and snuggle.

Rimjob Inventor

A lot of people have to thank Vance for his out-of-the-box thinking. Most sex lives would be damn boring without his priceless contribution.