10 Of The Funniest Local News Captions

The news is something most of us watch every day. Whether you want to catch up on recent events, or just can’t be bothered to change the channel, it is a one-stop place for strange and enticing stories. What we don’t see too often though, is weird captions. You know the ones we’re talking about — the ones at the bottom of the screen that give us a short snippet of what’s going on. Here are some of the strangest and funniest news captions we’ve come across.

Man Forced To Eat Beard

Well the man still has his beard, so who’s beard was he eating?

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

It seems like this man’s parents may have watched too much Mary Poppins.

Man Knows How To Post Videos To Facebook

Don’t we all know how to post videos onto Facebook?

Fire Destroyed By Home

Most of the time it’s the home being destroyed by a fire.

Wife Stabs Husband With Squirrel

How did she even manage to stab her husband with a squirrel?

Racist Sandwiches

Who knew that sandwiches could be racist.

World War 11 Veteran

We didn’t even know there had been a World War Three.

Woman Glued To Toilet

Maybe she should have just waited till she got home.

Had To Change Shirt

Why is it even necessary to add that he had to change his shirt?

“Kick A Ginger Day” Victim

Why is there even a “kick a ginger day”?