20 Hilarious Memes And Photos About The Hazards Of Cat Ownership
Animals, Entertainment, Funny, Lists, Nature, Other, Shocking, WeirdThere is a reason why the pet dog is known as “man’s best friend” – they are caring, sympathetic, emotionally-responsive, loyal creatures. Cats, on the other hand, while sweet, cuddly, and affectionate can also be the complete and utter opposite of all those things at the drop of a hat – fickle is a good word for it. But being so unpredictable and amazingly self-aware is all a part of their appeal as a pet – if you can put up with their complex and varying personalities. Here are a few memes that perfectly sum up the difficulties of being surrogate parent to a feisty feline.
Goodbye, Sanity
There’s a reason why people are so familiar with the term “crazy cat lady.” Learning to speak “cat” really can drive a person nuts.
Toilet Guardian
There are so many things about this world that your cat knows that you don’t know. For instance, it knows that bathrooms are more terrifying than humans realize.
Rebel, Rebel
Reverse psychology is extremely effective for getting children to do things they don’t want to do of their own free will. Apparently, the same concept works on cats.
Oh Mama I’m In Fear For My Life From The Long Arm Of The Law
Cats possess intelligence beyond a lot of other animals, but they also have a sense of mischief unparalleled by any. It explains why they get into destructive shenanigans and then hide from the consequences.
Professor Tabby
Plenty of teachers have unusual methods for engaging their students in lessons. Purring and eating catnip definitely counts as unorthodox.
Kitty Driver
There are few feelings that compare to a sense of completeness. Just ask your cat.
Ninja Cat
Do not worry, feeble human! I will protect from the terrors lurking around you that only I can detect and take out with my ninja-cat reflexes.
Arm Chair
Your arm looked a little bit cold. Therefore, I took the liberty of stretching my body across it to save it from potential frostbite.
Warning Label
Faster than a speeding bullet! Furrier than the average teddy bear! More curious than the little monkey George!
Fashion Model
I’m a model, you know what I mean? And I do my little turn and hiss and give you the evil eye for putting this thing on me on the catwalk.
Wrecking Cat
There is no greater joy for a knitter than watching your fingers and needles looping together yarn to form a beautiful blanket… except for watching your cat pull it apart once you’ve finished it.
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
There is no sadness greater than in misery to realize that your cat has no qualms about knocking a beverage off of the table.
Bedside Manner
Don’t be silly – you don’t need a doctor. All you need is your cat milling about and giving you blank stares while you puke your guts out.
Feline Philosophy
In the realm of all things cat, there is no such thing as dogma. There is one universal truth – all hail felines and despair!
Cat Trap
Don’t be fooled by what looks like an invitation to play. The hands of lesser minds have suffered horrible fates for venturing too close to the hidden danger.
Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
It is one of life’s ultimate questions and puzzling enigmas: what to you love more – your houseplants or your cat?
Gifts A Plenty
Although I am Lord and Master of this domain, I thought it would be nice to show you my appreciation. Please accept this dead mouse as a token of my gratitude for your years of diligent service.
Kitty In a Box
Your cat absolutely loved that you bought it an enormous and expensive play tower. Your only mistake was that you forgot to throw away the box…
Peek-a-Boo
Most of the time cats are 100% swagger and attitude. But then you take them to vet’s office and they justify the term “fraidy cat.”
Best Furry Friends
Cats may be a huge pain in the butt, but at the end of the day, it’s always worth the headache. How much better can life get when you’re being cuddled by a warm, fluffy, sleepy cat or two?