20 Hilarious Puns That Will Crack You Up

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What is it about puns that bring a smile to our lips or make us laugh out loud? One reason is that they usually come out as a surprise or just slip up unexpectedly in conversation. Other times this play on words is used to make for a humorous response. Either way, when words come together to make a pun, it cracks us up, or at least gets us smiling. Read on and enjoy these 20 hilarious puns!

When Lightening Strikes

One day it started raining while I was outside. I stood there, struggling to figure out how lightening works. Then it hit me.

The Problem With Grapes

You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren’t raisin them right.

No Balls

It’s not that the man didn’t know how to juggle. It’s just that he didn’t have the balls to do it.

Watch Out

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? You should know that it can be quite time consuming.

Not My Kind of Music

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft. And I’ll show you A-flat minor.

I Donut Want to Work

There was a girl who quit her job at the donut factory. She was just fed up with the hole business.

Exception to the Rule

John Deere is known for quality products. However, John Deere’s manure spreader is the only equipment the company just won’t stand behind.

Flying Sodas

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

What’s the Difference?

What’s the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

Not on Time

A cannibal was invited to lunch but showed up late. The host was annoyed and gave him the cold shoulder.

Experienced or Not

Two carpenters were making furniture. The experienced carpenter nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

Two Hats

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head’.

Science Class

I love science and jokes. So I’d tell you a chemistry joke even though I may not get a reaction.

Fitting

My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me. Or sew it seams.

Oink, Oink

Why did the pig always want to be in the shade? Because he was bacon in the heat.

European Food

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu, I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good, but there is Norway I could eat another bite.