20 Of The Funniest Ideas For Your Bucket List

We’re all getting a little older every single day, which is something none of us can actually stop. Fortunately for us, there are things we can do to help feel just a little bit younger. A Bucket List, for anyone who may not know, is a list of things you’d like to accomplish before passing on. But no one said it had to be serious stuff. Instead, fill your personal Bucket List with hilarious ideas and live life a little. Some people may get offended, some may be grossed out, but you’re having the time of your life, right?

Texting Antics

Find yourself a random number, any one will do. Simply insert it into your phone, then type “I hid the body” or “briefcase in the designation located” to ensure someone has a bit of a laugh. Or they’ll just be scared all day.

Trick r’ Listen To Me

Next Halloween, instead of going for that stylish costume of your favorite science-fiction character, why not dress up as a Jehovah’s Witness and then go door-to-door in an attempt to either get candy or spread the good word.

Mr. Money Bags

For this one you’re probably going need to need a lot more money than you’ve ever seen in your life. Local concert? Buy the entire thing, then wait for the band to come out and see you sitting there in the front row, alone.

A Little Wordplay

Whenever you’re speaking to someone, whether it be a friend or a complete stranger, finish your sentence by saying “in accordance with the prophecy.” You’re sure to get a chuckle or an odd look.

Philosophical Wonder

This one is a bit of a stretch, but if you intend to major in Philosophy already, then you can accomplish it easily. When someone asks for fries, ask them WHY they want those fries with their meal.

Working in Circles

Hire yourself two private investigators, then ensure both of them are following the other. If you can, find a way to video tape the entire ordeal for later laughs

Vampiric

If you’re going to become a doctor, then you may as well change your last name to Acula while you’re at it. It’s almost your obligation to do so, right?

Talking Head

Buy a parrot, even if they can be annoying. Once you have said parrot, teach it how to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.” Bring it everywhere!

Close Check-Up

Drag a work desk into an elevator, preferably one that people use regularly. Sit at the desk, then ask everyone whether they have an appointment as they enter.

Crowded Spaces

Head into the nearest crowded space, then yell out in the most demonic voice that you can, “I must find a more suitable host body.”

Hello, Admiral

Walk up to complete strangers, then ask them to call you “The Admiral” as you shake their hand nonchalantly. Some people may back away, others may strike you, be careful.

Message From the Future

Send a message in a bottle, but make sure it’s something really weird and slightly futuristic in nature. Perhaps you could tell whomever finds the bottle the nature of their death or a random name of someone they will marry.

Gross Out

Fill an empty, clean mayo jar with vanilla pudding. Walk around your local area and eat it out of the jaw using only your hands. People will either be incredibly grossed out or laugh.

Turned Around

Spend an entire day just walking around backwards. Perhaps check out your favorite store, but do it completely opposite.

A Little Crazy

Get yourself to a crowded grocery store. Find the produce section, and then begin talking to your favorite fruit or vegetable. Make sure there are people around to wonder what’s wrong with you, though.

Famous Friends

Follow a friend, or a group of friends, around for the entire day. Take pictures and shout the names of your friends to make everyone else think they could be someone.

Movie-Like Scenes

Jump into a taxi, then shout “Follow that car!” to the driver and point to a random vehicle ahead of you. Hopefully the man won’t be too freaked out and will follow the random car.

A Little Motivation

Follow a jogger, or a small group of them, and blast “Eye of the Tiger,” or another motivational song, through the speakers of your car. That should get them running faster.

Crazy Drinks

Fill a clean, empty Windex bottle full of blue Gatorade. Walk around town spraying the power drink into your mouth when you’re around other people.

Life Giving Lemons

Throw on a T-shirt that says “Life” across it, and then hand out lemons to random people. Watch them go speechless and probably try to figure out what’s going on.