20 Ridiculous Products For Pet Owners

Funny how we claim to love our pets unconditionally — sometimes even more than friends and family — yet we do things to them that, though not necessarily harmful, are quite embarrassing. If our pets could talk they would probably tell you how ticked off they are for constantly being pranced around in nail polish, doggy thongs and kitty wigs. Unfortunately our furry friends can’t really voice their opinions in ways we can properly comprehend, which is why these 20 ridiculous pet products exist.

Toilet Bowl Water Fountain

Since some pets seem to enjoy drinking from the toilet, why not give them a toilet bowl water fountain? In case you’re interested you can find this on Amazon for about $35.

Dog Beer

Don’t worry about your dog getting drunk off this brew. This is actually a non-alcoholic and non-carbonated beer made exclusively for man’s best friend.

Some even come in flavors such as beef or chicken. So, the next time you buy a six pack, don’t forget to pick one up for your dog as well. Cheers!

Toilet Training Kit For Cats

Hey cat ladies and gents, if you’re getting tired of cleaning up after your feline friends then this one will definitely make you happy.

Companies such as CittiKitty and Litter Kwitter have created toilet training kits for your cats. I suppose if you can potty train a child then why not a cat, right? This is just wrong!

Dog Thongs

Believe it or not, someone thought it was a good idea to make thongs for dogs. I know we like to treat our pets like humans, but this is really pushing it. If I were a dog I would be pretty ticked off about this one.

Cat Tunes

Have you ever heard of Teyus music? Well if you are a cat owner this one might appeal to you. Musician David Teie, has created what he calls “authentic music for cats.”

Each song is based on the cat’s physiological traits and instincts and is designed to convey a particular mood and feeling for the feline listener. This one takes ‘meow mix’ to another level.

Animal Nailpolish

Women love getting their nails done and apparently, animals do too. At least the creator of ‘Pawlish’ seems to think so, why else would he invent nail polish for pets?

Kitty Wigs

Because cats clearly don’t have enough hair on their bodies right? Now your cat can change his hairstyle every day thanks to these colorful kitty wigs.

Cat Translator

The meow-lingual cat translator analyzes your cat’s movements, expressions, sounds and behaviors in order to tell you what your cat is thinking.

The device, which is available only in Japan, is said to detect 6 different moods and 21 different emotions.

Doggy Sex Toy

I suppose if you don’t want your distinguished pet mingling with others in the neighborhood then this makes sense. But really, who would buy their dog a sex toy? Well… lots of people apparently, as there are many different types currently on the market.

Doggy Diaper

If you absolutely hate having to walk your dog and picking up their poop then you might want to invest in a pack of PoochPants.

These doggy diapers are washable and reusable. They contain Micro-fine fiber technology, and a built-in antimicrobial agent to control odors.

Dog-O-Matic Washing Machine

Frenchman Roman Jarry invented the Dog-O-Matic and according to him, dogs love it.

After all, who wouldn’t want to be locked inside a machine with soap and water, then tossed around for 30 minutes like dirty laundry? I wonder where PETA stands on this one.

Dog Treadmill

This one might actually make sense, after all your dogs need to stay fit too. However, animals also need fresh air and space to run around so let’s hope this is not a replacement for taking them outside just because you want to sit on the couch and watch TV.

Temporary Pet Tattoos

If your pet’s beautiful fur is not enough for you; then add a little jazz with these temporary pet tattoos. They are reportedly painless, so I suppose the only harm here is to your pet’s pride!

PooTrap

In case your wondering what this is; it’s a harness strapped around your dog with a doggy bag hooked to the dog’s butt. When your pet decides to go, the poop goes into the PooTrap.

This seems very uncomfortable for the dog. Here’s an idea; if you don’t want to clean up dog poop then don’t get a dog!

Doggy Umbrellas

I suppose if you don’t like walking in the rain then neither does your dog. Well, now your fancy pet doesn’t have to get wet thanks to doggy umbrellas.

Chicken Jacket

Yes, just when you though it couldn’t possibly get crazier, the chicken jacket came along.

Oh, and in case your wondering what colors these fancy chicken wear comes in well-camouflage, a variety of tweeds and High-Vis yellow and pink.

Doggy Butt Covers

I’m not sure why you would be constantly staring at your dog’s butt, but if you don’t like the way it looks, you can cover it up with a butt cover… Sigh!

Pet Sweep

So, your lazy canine won’t help with the household chores huh? Well there’s a wacky solution to that and it’s called the pet sweep!

This comes with four dust boots, perfect for picking up dust, insects and hair. Why get up off the couch and clean your home, when you can get your poor pet to do it for you.

Pet High-Chair

After all, when its dinner time you want the entire family sitting at the table, including your beloved pet.

Well, thanks to the pet high-chair, your furry friend will never be left out any dinner conversations.

Pet Perfume

I’m not sure if animals care whether they smell good or not, but their owners clearly do.

There are too many pet perfumes on the market to even count, so lets just hope that the scent you choose is one that your pet actually likes — bacon scented maybe?